Dear Sir/Madam
I am contemptible if we in any approach find my mail embarrasing or offensive. I
however will similar to to do a personal contract with we if we can give
it a significance it deserves.
MY NAME IS DUNCAN SMITH,LAWYER BY PROFESSION AND PERSONAL ASSISTANCE TO LATE MR MARTIN GREENBERG. we AM WRITTING IN RESPECT OF A FOREIGN CUSTOMER OF EURO CREDIT AND LOANS (MR. MARTIN GREENBERG OF UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WHO PERISHED IN THE PLANE CRASH OF 31 OCTOBER 1999[WITH EGYPTIAN AIRLINE 990] WITH OTHER PASSENGERS ABOARD.
SINCE THE DEMISE OF MR. MARTIN GREENBERG,RIDGEFIELD,CONNECTICUT, we PERSONALLY HAVE WATCHED WITH KEEN INTEREST TO SEE THE NEXT OF KIN BUT
ALL HAS PROVED ABORTIVE AS NO ONE HAS COME TO CLAIM HIS FUNDS OF USD30M,[THRITY MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS]HAS BEEN WITH THIS BANK HERE FOR A VERY LONG TIME. ON THIS NOTE we DECIDED TO SEEK FOR WHOM HIS NAME SHALL BE USED AS THE NEXT OF KIN,AS NO ONE HAS COME UP TO PUT CLAIM AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO THIS FUNDS AND THE BANKING ETHICS HERE DOES NOT ALLOW SUCH MONEY TO STAY MORE THAN TEN YEARS,BECAUSE AFTER TEN YEARS THE MONEY WILL BE CALLED BACK TO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED BILL.
IN VIEW OF THIS we GOT YOUR CONTACT OVER THE INTERNET we WAS CONVINCED IN MY MIND THAT YOUR NAME/COMPANY COULD BE USED AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO THIS CLAIM. THE REQUEST OF A FOREIGNER AS A NEXT OF KIN IN THIS BUSINESS IS CCASIONED BY THE FACT THAT THE CUSTOMER WAS A FOREIGNER AND we CANNOT STAND AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO A FOREIGNER.
I AGREED THAT 30% OF THIS MONEY WILL BE FOR YOU AS A FOREIGN PARTNER IN RESPECT OF PROVIDING AN ACCOUNT WHILE 10% WILL TAKE OF ANY EXPENSES THAT MIGHT BE INCURED IN THE PROCEES OF SUCCEEDING THE TRANSFER AND THE REST WILL BE FOR ME AND MY INSIDER IN THE BANK. THEREAFTER we WILL VISIT YOUR COUNTRY FOR DISBURSEMENT
I WILL NOT FAIL TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THAT THIS BUSINESS IS HITCH FREE AND THAT YOU SHOULD NOT ENTERTAIN ANY FEAR AS THE WHOLE REQUIRED ARRANGEMENT HAS BEEN PERFECTED FOR THE TRANSFER.
FURTHERMORE,AS HIS PERSONAL ASSISTANCE,I HAD ACCESS TO SOME VITAL DOCUMENTS THAT WILL FACILITATE THE TRANSFER OF THE FUND. HOWEVER,MY PARTNER IN THE BANK WILL ALSO BE THERE TO FURNISH ME WITH OTHER VITAL INFORMATION.
HOPING TO HEAR FROM YOU
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BEST REGARDS,
DR DUNCAN SMITH
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Thanks to the internet, so many of those B/S scams have been uncovered. I find it hard to believe that there are still people out there trying the same old stuff. Anyways, what you will find at the end of this Rainbow, is a pot of horse hockey. The little mention of the 10% to cover the costs incurred is of course where they get you. Your 30% of those incurred costs up front in good faith so that they can transact the deal. If you send them a quarter, it is more than they had before, and one less quarter that you will have.
I got a letter the other day, sort of like that, telling me that I was being considered for a Top Secret Club, because of my great wisdom and character etc. I started to delve off into it and expose their garbage, but then I thought, you know what, it’s not even worth my time. They are on a hell-bound train, and have no return fare. I pray they jump off as I would not want to be in their shoes at the end of the day.
hahah. you should Bullsh!t them for awhile. you know, just act like you will and set stuff up with them. just waste his/her time for about a month or 3. that would be awesome
Ignored.
No, they deserve to be poor.
I Learned: Best To Ignore….!!
the answer is no, because greed is not my creed.
couldn’t bring myself to do it i like my money in my pocket
Yes, I have been tempted. I wish there was a way to catch them in their own trap. The ones I have received usually say there is a magazine or a package at UPS or FED-EX, so one time I emailed the UPS and FedEx places main office in Nigeria and asked if they had the parcel # there waiting for me and I never heard back. Imagine that! I got good advice here on YA when I asked about these emails, so I just delete them like everyone said. Good idea though April, just don’t think you would get a response.
I just forward those to the Mounties — they have a web site for internet scams – and tell you what up sometimes
I like to write back to them and give them the RCMP e-mail address myself
I report them to the FBI. They not only try to scam people with these weak pitches, but they are infesting dating sites like Match.com
I got a letter from a “female” surgeon in Nigeria who liked my profile. I’ll bet you can count on one hand the number of female surgeons in that extremely patriarchal country. I asked her “When was the last time you had to operate on a case of osteomyelitis?” (This is bone infection.)
Never heard from her since.
A certain US Air Force colonel named Susan wrote to me from Iraq. “She” sent me a picture of a pretty redhead, but refused to send me a photo of herself in uniform, something any military person is proud to do. After about 3 emails she wanted me to open an offshore bank account so she could fill it with the money she got from looting Saddam Hussein’s palaces. Colonels don’t need help setting up offshore bank accounts. Fraud!
A Russian “woman” asked me to send her $1600 right away because she almost fell down. What’s wrong with these jokers? Can’t they come up with a better line than this?
I hate these things. But you gotta think the ones who have been scammed had to know that what the scammers propose even if it were real would be illegal. There is no such thing as a free money just falling into your lap. I have to say it would be nice to scam a scam artist.
I find these spammer scammers very annoying, and concerned that they can fool many persons. I don’t open up these letters, but would like to report them to law enforcement agencies so that they cease and desist. However someone told me that it doesn’t do any good.